She

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I swear I’m almost back to blogging!  I’m getting so close I can hear my mind reeling with all kinds of fun controversy!!!

Here’s a short blurb I’ll just call “she”.

Sitting around the fire with some good friends I was discussing my recent fascination with female equality and women’s rights.  I found it curious that all things of ownership we give female names to.  We name our cars, our bikes, our female body parts, our televisions, our favorite running shoes, our boats, any toys really some sexy, seductive or strong female name. It’s always “she’s such a beauty!”, “I wish I could own a bike like her!”, ” I can’t wait to take Suzy out for a spin!”   Ownership is never given a male name.  You never hear a male or female ever say “Hey you want to take a ride on Mike?”  “Hey did you see my new boat, Frank, he’s gorgeous!”.  Hmmmmmm

But then I realized that if we name all things of ownership “she” names why don’t men name their most prized possession (their penis, their dick, their weiner, their dong…take your pick)  a female name?  I mean I’ve never heard a man ask me to play with Sally or Princess.

To which my quick witted friend, Tommy, responded with the perfect answer that made it all clear for me…

Man Sausage

“Well you would never beat a woman!”

Right on, Tommy!   I totally get it!  

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About ThinkingWithVitality

Wife, mama, wellness coach, certified vet tech, adoption and special needs advocate, Tucsonan turned Portlander finding her way in Texas, adventure seeker, wannabe vegetarian, freethinker, knowledge hunter, secular humanist. Love writing, distance running, cycling, hiking, photography, nature, essential oils, natural medicine, traveling, RVs and tents, reading, adventures, organizing, helping others, good beer, acoustic music and sadly the time sucking passion of pinterest.

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